Open Letter To A Toad

Dear Mr. Ugly Toad,

Please get the fuck out of my garden. You scared me. AGAIN!

In Case You Were Wondering

I. Fucking. Hate. Toads.

Especially when they're hiding in my garden and scare the crap out of me!

Just For The Record

Just for the record - I'm sick of winter! I'm tired of all the snow, the cold weather, etc. I'm anxious for warmer weather, sunny skies, blooming flowers & working out in the yard! Come on already old man winter!

So - maybe I don't want to be a MILF!

I'm beginning to realize why I don't have a large group of friends and why I prefer not to go to a lot of social gatherings.

Recently, at a friend's house, we were informed with a "little bit of work" we could be "MILF"s" too! WTF is that about? Maybe I don't want to be a "MILF", maybe I prefer to be a mother that's respected, a mother that's looked up to by her children, their friends, etc. Maybe I prefer to spend quality time with my kids instead of sitting in a plastic surgeon's office discussing my next tummy tuck or boob job. Maybe I don't mind the fact that I'm aging and getting a few wrinkles here and there. And just maybe I'm proud to be 43 and the mother of two teens!

Damn - the nerve of some people!!!

Sick of it!

Ok - enough already with all the talk and media reports about the lastest in the Anna Nicole/burial/"baby daddy", etc. I'm just sick of it. Just bury her already and get it over with. I really don't give a damn who her "baby daddy is", I don't give a damn where she's buried & I'm sick of seeing her mother on TV! Ugh - enough!

Hopefully yesterday's denial by the panel of judges to her mother's appeal to have Anna Nicole's body buried in Bahamas will put an end to that part of it!