Thursday's "Thirteen Things I'm Over" List

I woke up this morning with a huge headache, not sure what's going on but I decided within 5 minutes of waking up that I was totally over it and to keep my mind distracted while the headache was going away (hopefully) - I came up with a list of "13 Things That I'm Over":

1. This morning's headache - it kind of feels like someone stomped on the top of my head with the heel of their foot & kept digging in until their foot became impaled halfway through my head & remained there.
2. The fact that I can't find any pants for work that I like - either everything's too low waisted (and I really hate when my stomach spills out over the top of my pants) or too long for me.
3. The lady that sits 2 cube rows over from me - that sneezes 8 times in a row, continuously throughout the day. I'm so close to smacking her in the head with a box of Claritin. This sneezing thing of hers is getting real old
4. My husband's cat, Pinky, ignoring me the majority of the time, unless my husband is out of town. When he's out of town - she's all over me. What the hell is up with that? Doesn't she want my husband to know that she likes me too?? Damn cat...
5. My moody coworker. Somedays she's very talkative but most of the time she sulks around like someone pissed in her yogurt or something. Maybe it's menopause - but whatever the hell it is, it's annoying!
6. Nicole Richie. I don't give a damn if she's anorexic and 84 lbs. I wish People & Star magazine would stop pasting pictures of her stick thin bikini cladden body all over their covers.
7. The mosquitos in my front yard & backyard. I know I've posted about this before - but damn, these attacking mosquitos are getting really friggin' old. When the hell will they stop!!!
8. Everytime I buy a new piece of clothing, I end up spilling some type of food or drink on it. It's really starting to tick me off!
9. The fact that everytime I go to Michael's or Joann's (both craft stores) - they carry 876,453 different kinds of cheap flimsy yarn, but only a handful of different kinds of decent quality yarn. I need more choices people! Yes, I can buy yarn online - but I don't like to - I like to feel the texture of yarn before I buy it!
10. The snack machine "filler-upper" guy at my place of my employment. Why the hell does our floor get all the shitty "snacks"? Does he hate us or something? I mean come on really - why can't our floor get Butterscotch Krimpets, or Chocolate M&M's, or Twizzlers? No instead, we get some stupid ass pastries & nasty candybars that no one really wants. Yes I know, I can walk to another floor or refrain from eating snacks all together - but I'd at least like to have a decent option.
11. How Wal-Mart has a nice cheery person to greet you at the door with a yellow smiley sticker, when you first walk in, but on the way out, there's either no one there to help you with the 14 bags you need to cart out to your car, or you have some over-zealous wanna-be cop who virtually performs a strip search to make sure you don't walk out of the store without paying for a 1.29 pack of Trident. I HATE WALMART!
12. How hot my Dell Laptop gets. Although the laptop is very fast, and I'm pleased with it for the most part (other than the fact that I've had to send it in 3 times for repair in the past 2+ years), I'm completely over the fact that the internal fan is of such shitty ass quality that it doesn't have enough strength to do what it's supposed to do. And forget using the cooling pads - my experience has shown that they don't last very long & they're quite cumbersome. Next time I buy a laptop you can bet that I'm going to do a lot of research to make sure I don't buy another one with this same problem.
13. All the damn little plastic grocery bags that my husband thinks he needs to hoard for "pooper scooper bags"! We have a big huge cat litter bucket full of those damn bags and it's so full in fact, that it's spilling out into the pantry. My guess is that we have about 250 bags - even if my dog were to crap 2-3 times a day - it would take 80-120 days to use up all the bags that we currently have, not to mention that we accumulate more every time I shop.